25 Things You Wish You Could Say At The Office. LOL





1. Ahhh…I see the f$#k-up fairy has visited us again…
effupfairy
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
crazycoworker

3. How about never? Is never good for you?
reviews

4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
humiliation

5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
worship
6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
smarter
7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…
outofmind
8. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
consultant
9. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
english
10. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
fullofit
11. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
stupid

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
mistrust
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a [email protected]
talent
14. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
ducttape
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
initial
16. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
unique
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
artist
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
reality
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
freaks
20. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
rude
21. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
karma
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
satan
23. No, my powers can only be used for good.
powers
24. You sound reasonable… Time to up the medication.
meds
25. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
wander

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