Wintery Weather Is Proving Very Dangerous For Nation’s Idiots.

The extreme wintery weather that much of the US has been experiencing this season has proven to be extremely hazardous for the nation’s morons. The combination of cold temperatures and high amounts of snowfall are singling out those whose IQ scores fall below the “average”…

For instance, it’s been cold enough out there for more than a few knuckleheads to burn themselves while throwing boiling water into the air to make “snow”. This is truly a neat trick, but throwing boiling water over your head is pretty much the epitome of stupid… Many of the nation’s morons are still suffering.
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And in other parts of the US, record snowfall is inspiring people to strip down to their underwear and leap from tall buildings into snowbanks; this awe inspiring tribute to stupidity was becoming so prevalent that the mayor of Boston actually had to warn residents of the danger that such impulsive activities present. Below is an example of one of the genious pioneers of the epic #BostonBlizzardChallenge:

Lastly, lower temperatures and minimal snowfall brought lives in America’s southern states to a standstill. Drivers, inexperienced at driving in slick conditions, made a glorious mess of roadways in the southern US states. The disruption caused by such minimal snowfall has led many Civil War historians to rethink the reason for the South’s defeat…


Where ever you may live, please think about what you’re about to do before you do it. There is no need to find yourself classified in the ranks of those that fall below the “average”. Winter is just one of four seasons, and it will pass. Try your hardest to make it to summer, when you can blow your fingers off with fireworks!

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